Just Tattoo Of Us is the ultimate trust test, two people design tattoos for each other and neither can see the designs until it’s been inked. Presented by Charlotte Crosby and Stephen Bear, Just Tattoo of Us is a great way to ease into the week. Keep reading below for some of tonight’s lines.
First reveal:
Geordie Shore’s Abbie Holborn and her mum, Zoe, are next in the Just Tattoo Of Us studio and Zoe’s here to teach Abbie a lesson…
Charlotte: Abbie said to me that your tattoo was to teach your mam a lesson. All the wild nights out, she needed to get her point across.
Bear: Cos the thing is Zoe, you do like kebabs. Do you reckon this tattoo is pita-ful? Ok…
Zoe, Abbie’s mum: What if she’s got a f*cking kebab tattooed on me?!
Charlotte: Have you got any final words for each other?
Zoe, Abbie’s mum: I love you no matter what.
Abbie: I’ll wait until I see the tattoo!
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Charlotte: Zoe, how could you do that to your own daughter?
Abbie: Oh my god. What the f*ck is it?!
Zoe, Abbie’s mum: This is revenge this Abbie.
Abbie: Revenge for what?!
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[Tattoo revealed]
Abbie: What the f*ck is that?!
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Abbie: It is growing on me, I think it was just the shock.
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Bear: Oh [Abbie] what have you done?!
Charlotte: That is bigger than I thought it was going to be. Abbie I could never do this to my mam.
Bear: Looks like Abbie’s packing her bags!
Zoe, Abbie’s mum: I can’t talk right now. I’m f*cking sh*tting myself.
Abbie: I’m nervous now.
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[Tattoo revealed]
Zoe, Abbie’s mum: [starts crying] Oh my god…
Second reveal:
Despite their differences, there’s nothing that can get in the way of Elise and Kirstie’s, friendship. Is that all about to change in the Just Tattoo Of Us studio?
Charlotte: Kirstie, I feel bad for you because you are the bride to be. All eyes are gonna be on you in your dress. Does that make you feel more nervous?
Kirstie: Yep, a little bit.
Bear: Elise, you are single.
Elise: Yep.
Bear: Do you think this tattoo will affect her from seeing someone again?
Kirstie: It could possibly! It is a bit of a c*ck block.
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Bear: That’s one of the worst ones I’ve seen.
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Bear: Just out of curiosity, how old are your kids?
Elise: Seven, six, four and two.
Bear: So they can talk and they ask a lot of questions?
Elise: Mmm. A lot of questions.
Bear: Wow. It’s so bad.
Elise: F*ck my life.
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[Tattoo revealed]
Elise: What the f*ck bruv?! Kirstie, I’ve got no words for your mate.
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Elise: What am I gonna say to my children?! I don’t even know what to think. I don’t know whether to just laugh or… I don’t know.
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Elise: I’m never gonna get a man now, you know that don’t ya. That’s my life!
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Charlotte (to camera): Phew, Elise has calmed down but the bride to be is still to see what she’s been left with…
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[Tattoo revealed]
Kirstie: I don’t even wanna look. What the f*ck?! No way. What the f*ck?! No way, I can’t wear a bikini…
