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Just Tattoo of Us series 2 episode 3 recap

Tonight, three pairs visited the studio.

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Just Tattoo of Us is a show about people going to a tattoo parlour and trusting someone with the design of their tattoo. Now if you ask a good/kind friend you’ll probably get out of the parlour with a great tattoo that you’ll cherish forever but that would not make comedy gold would it? So here you have instead young prankers that love to take risks and take trust to different level.

For some of the best quotes of tonight’s episode keep reading below.

Fiancés Gareth and Declan are first up in the Just Tattoo Of Us studio and they’re celebrating Declan’s birthday. This is one present he definitely won’t be able to return…

Gareth (to camera): If I don’t like my tattoo today, you’re gonna see a bigger diva than Declan ever has been.
Bear: Would you say this has possibly got to be one of the worst days of your life?
Declan: Yeah…
Gareth: The worst day, definitely.
Bear: You look a bit worried [Declan]
Declan: I do feel worried now.
Declan: He knows that it’s just a joke.
Gareth: I know when a joke goes to far.
[Tattoo revealed]
Gareth: Are you actually taking the p*ss? What a d*ck you actually are.
Charlotte (to camera): The way this is going, I might have to return the hat I bought for Declan and Gareth’s wedding.
Declan: I feel like I’m gonna pass out. This is the worst experience of my life.
[Tattoo revealed]
Declan: That is a f*cking joke. I literally look a b*ll*nd.
Gareth: Happy birthday… It’s probably a sh*t thing to do on his birthday.

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Reveal two:
X Factor’s Sam Callahan and best mate Jude are next up! This may be Jude’s first tattoo but will history come back to haunt these friends?

Bear: What makes me laugh about you two is that you’re both performers and you must be very confident on the stage. The pair of ya, it’s all gone quiet, it’s all gone nervy…
Jude: Why the f*ck did we do this?
Charlotte: So you are regretting it?
Jude: Of course I am, I let him pick my first tattoo. What a stupid idiot I am.
Bear: How you feeling with the goggles on Sam?
Sam: Well a minute ago, I was finding the Jude situation hilarious, and then I realised he was happy with his tattoo, which just made my life a misery so… Oh sh*t.
[Tattoo revealed]
Bear: Oh… Sam is very angry.
Charlotte: Sam?
Sam: F*ck you man!
Charlotte: Jude is just gonna explain us the story…
Jude: So it’s obviously a webcam with horrible horns on it. Sam was caught on Skype doing naughty things to a girl, it went out in the media and Sam’s done his best to push it away. I just thought I’d put it there to remind you, what goes around, comes around in life, so try not to make anymore mistakes.
Sam: Don’t try and make this all sentimental. F*ck off!
Charlotte: Sam, do you wanna say your version?
Sam: I thought I trusted someone, I got caught on Skype with them […] and then they videoed it and put it everywhere. That was like the worst moment of my life.
Sam: F*ck you [Jude]

Just Tattoo of Us continues next Monday at 10pm on MTV. 

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